tyleroakley:

READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD

YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

Sweet Dee appreciation post, part 1

babybuttercups:

chocolateisedible:

babybuttercups:

why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that

cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it. 

do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together

rickyphoenix40:

moriatea:

confessions-of-a-teenage-fitblr:

plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family

 

Totally worth it.

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

beautypeen:

asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly

“say I won’t”

A nigga that will (via jdates)

masturbatingklaine:

At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.

fuuckharry:

DANIELLE & SOPHIA USED TO BE FRIENDS WELL NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY DANI IS MAD YOU DONT DATE YOUR FRIENDS EX
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